my fucking heart
He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK
I wonder if the dudes with handlebar mustaches are pissed that they aren’t that weird anymore.
Probably hate humanity right now
Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
omg I am gonna cry
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
i’m allowed to at least freak the fuck out before i decide on anything right?
Absolutely. Scream and flail and maybe climb up on/down under something, cry it out, maybe hyperventilate a little, then decide who to call.
Screaming and flailing are not actually reccomended, as that might agitate the bees which is the opposite of what you want to do.
Leave the house.
THEN scream and flail if you want.
While not in the house, use your cell phone to call information and ask for local apiaries. Crying on the phone might inspire someone to come quickly.
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Jajajaja pomme power